dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

(via officialbutts)


ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

(via orgasmic-humor)


baruchsbalthamos:

Got into an argument with a group of my friends today about the fact that I think Kim Kardashian is worthy of respect. It was a very casual conversation but oh my god it’s one that I am so sick of having.


castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

image

(via officialbutts)


accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(via you-me-anda-book)


6ftcalum:

…but thats none of my business

image

(via 5sostrum)


iambluedog:

it wet

iambluedog:

it wet

(via orgasmic-humor)


quibbs:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

quibbs:

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

(via orgasmic-humor)


youknowyourebritishwhen:

Bargain seen in Asda, Bristol on Saturday. That’s Asda price.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Bargain seen in Asda, Bristol on Saturday. That’s Asda price.

(via orgasmic-humor)


trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

(via greetings)